Do you ever wonder what men really do in their locker room? I mean, do these men actually check each other out, thinking, “Dude, mine’s definitely bigger than that.” Or if they pat each others’ butts—just, you know, to see if it’s as firm as it looks. Or maybe they massage each others’ pecs for fun, like cheerleaders on low budget porn flicks are always doing. Hmm, because honestly, *rolling eyes* real women only do that on special occasions. :P



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