Saturday, February 16, 2008

"This suprised me; my hallucinatory Edwards were usually better fed."

Why? *long suffering sigh* Why? Why don’t these Twilight casting directors ever listen to me??? This is like talking to Trollop or teaching platypuses or telling Brit Brit to wear knickers or asking Santa to whack Victoria so I can have Becks—I might as well ask them to box a kangaroo! I swear this is more frustrating than being trapped in a cave on a deserted island somewhere when I’m in dire need to fiddle with myself and there’s no BOB or handy porn! ARRGH!

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Monday, February 11, 2008

One little two little three little toes...

Whenever I’m with a man and I get the chance, I look at his feet. *g* No, I don’t have a foot fetish. As I told you, I’m not a character from your pornos and I do not suck anyone’s toes. I’m also not talking about drooling at a man’s feet while rubbing peppermint foot scrub all over myself and meow-meowing like a cat in heat. I’m simply implying I peek to see if he takes care of his toes. God forbid I get one of those tricky blokes who look clean and shiny outside but secretly have feet as if they didn’t wash after ploughing the farm! IICK!

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Scent of a man

I swear every time I see this boy I contemplate doing something that will break Raoul’s heart. :S (Mi dispiace molto amore mio. Sai che il mio cuore è tuo per sempre. *troolove*)

Henry Cavill, who plays Charles Brandon the 1st Duke of Suffolk in The Tudors, is wet-your-knickers-fucking-bee-yoo-ti-ful. *sigh* (He would have been a muchos hotter Edward Cullen, I tell ya!) He launched Dunhill London this week at London. Unlike those dumdum Twilight casting directors, Dunhill’s people sure picked the right bloke: not only is Henry finger-lickin’ Nutela-licious, he looks like he smells rily rily good, mm mmmm...

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Friday, January 18, 2008

Get wet with me

For those of you blind, tasteless women (and men!) who snubbed Casanova (you should be ashamed, you snobby heathens) and chanted “we want deliciously perfect piece of man meat, we want deliciously perfect piece of man meat...” I give you my gardener. Enjoy...

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Friday, January 11, 2008

The many faces of Casanova

I used to think our readers secretly despise Trollop that’s why they’re not showing themselves. I understand; she’s a bit despicable really. :/ It can’t possibly be me because, let’s face it, I’m uber adorable. But now—after only a teeny-tiny fraction of delurkees *sniff*—I’m beginning to think the real reason is because our readers are composed mostly of Nutella-covered hot men! *gasp* Could it be? *hand-on-mouth shock* *drools breathlessly*

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Becks' love tool is as big as a tractor exhaust pipe

Apparently, no one told Victoria Beckham about what classy, tactful women say: Never brag about how great your sex life is, or how big your man’s dick is, for some skank may come along and covet your Captain Hightop the Love Commander.

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Monday, December 10, 2007

Stuff it like Beckham

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Harlot: Edward Cullen's lover and Twilight casting director *wink*

I am still a wee bit mad about the Kristen-Stewart-as-Isabella-Swan thing. Apparently it’s an “accidental” fake announcement. *GRRR* This is no joke, people! It’s not like when I accidentally announced I was carrying Raoul’s lovechild. Soooo not the same, Seth Webmaster!

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Friday, November 09, 2007

Crack addict

My fairy godmother will tell you being with David Beckham’s oh so glooorious nakedness is my dream come troo. Just the thought makes me tingle all over, mm mmmm... *far away look, dreamy sigh*

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Chad White in nothing but chady whities

What happens when you got the latest underwear shoot polaroids of the hottest male model of the moment? Why, leak them to the internet, of course. Ohhh, bless you, pervy child, whoever you are. *g*

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Friday, October 12, 2007

Oh, McDreamy...

Patrick Dempsey is not my go-to stud when I’m thinking of hot hot hot, and I would probably choose Dirty McSteamy over him (not that I’d kick McDreamy off my bed ;)). Yet there is something about Patrick... with his gentlemanly ways... and those eyes, oh, those eyes... remind me of dancing barefoot on the beach with a man in a tux who smells oh so heavenly, mm mmmm... *sigh*

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Friday, October 05, 2007

Just because it's Friday...

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Gods of the Stadium

Ever since the beginning of TBB, I’ve been posting about the “Gods of the Stadium.” Yep, it’s no secret I love hot footballers. Hot AND naked footballers. Heck, give me one right now and I’d be mighty tempted to play with his balls, heh. :P

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Friday, September 07, 2007


I swear, not only does he posses a yummy beauty, but also an ineffably mighty, absolutely magnificent cock. *g* I know it’s not the size of the ship that matters but the motion in the ocean but MOTHER OF GAWWD! *looks around* *whispers* This dude is hung like a horse! Hee. (See for yourself after the jump; soooo NSFW. The images are too porn-ish but they’re too good not to be shared. :P)

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Friday, August 10, 2007

Working at the car wash

Mmmmm... Well, now I know why those cars never stop coming. *g*

Don’t do something I wouldn’t do. ;)

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Hot and bothered

Have you seen the new Armani Exchange underwear campaign that’s been making me hot and bothered?

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Fresh blood

I used to think that this guy could be my beloved, Edward Cullen. Mmmm, now I’m not sure... What do you think, my lovelies? This cutie patootie or the beautiful Henry Cavill?

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Thursday, July 12, 2007

I hate Victoria Beckham

I never did like Victoria even when she was still lip-singing with the Spice Girls. I don’t even get it why she is considered a style icon when she dresses like a dominatrix-gone-wrong. She rarely smiles and her boobies look like they’re made of stones surely people are afraid to hug her in fear of getting crushed. :/ But what I simply cannot forgive is this: for an android masquerading as a stick-figure with no soul, she is with David Beckham!!! Ye gods, of all the injustice!!! *breathe*

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Muy delicioso

Did you miss me? *g* Oh, alright. Trollop too. Well, it’s only been four days... :P Between that horrible woman’s thesis and her participating in a riot just to smell some footballers’ sweaty jerseys, I’m busy too, you know.

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Thursday, June 21, 2007

The smokin'est man alive

The very fuckable Daniel Craig goes shirtless and scruffy in the July 2007 issue of Interview Magazine. These pictures don’t do him justice but—who cares—gimme, gimme!


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“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Monday, June 11, 2007

Only my young master can ride me

We saw Daniel Radcliffe’s photos for Peter Shaffer’s classic play Equus, and as far as I’m concerned, I’d rather not remember those. (Jolly good for Daniel really, but in my mind he is still Harry; I’d like to think I’m less pervy than I already am. :/) That is why I could kiss photographer François Rousseau for the oh-so-splendid shots he took for Out!

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same! (Trollop's Phin)

No words are necessary...

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same! (Harlot's Phin)

Okay, folks, here’s the deal:
  • a) Trollop and I luuuurve Jennifer Crusie’s Welcome to Temptation like sick freakos love sex in a barn (probably with fongool orgasm :/). We love its hero, Phin Tucker; its witty and funny story, the uber hot sex and, yes, Phin’s incredibly charming campaign slogan “Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

“Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!”

Monday, May 21, 2007

Eric Bana's HUGE codpiece

I was looking for some Eric Bana pictures—you know, just because *g* (oh, shut up!)—when I found this:

“Ohhh more, more, MORE!”

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Delicious totalus!

For all of you who are participating on our Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone discussion, as a harloty thank you, this is for you, my little kittens. *g*

“Ohhh more, more, MORE!”

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Corrochio stampo

My dear readers, light some candles, wear your fuck-me-thigh-high boots and join me and Trollop in this momentous event. Today, we, TBB, proudly christen two things. *g*

“Ohhh more, more, MORE!”

Saturday, April 28, 2007

An act of charity

Ladies, it has come to my attention that this really fine looking man is in serious need of our help!

“Ohhh more, more, MORE!”

Thursday, April 19, 2007

What is under the kilt?

After discussing the appeal of Scots romances, I thought I should talk about what I usually think of when the beautiful nation of Scotland is mentioned: What’s under the kilt? :P Heh. Oh, shut up! Admit it—you want to know too, you dirty pervs!!! *hmph*

“Ohhh more, more, MORE!”

Friday, March 30, 2007

When only the wrong kind of man will do

Last night I was reading Connie Brockway’s As You Desire. CB is one of my top authors and I simply love her fantastic stories. Of course, AYD is no different. It’s fun, funny, witty, with this sizzling sexual tension and it’s set in Egypt! Very exotic. *g* I like the heroine (Dizzy Carlisle) enough but, unfortunately for her, the hero, Harry Braxton, *sigh* has a personality that overwhelms her.

“Ohhh more, more, MORE!”

Monday, March 19, 2007

Spartan king

Leave it to a Spartan king to set my blood on fire. *sigh* If you have yet to see 300, I suggest you RUN and see it now—you’re missing galore of eye candy, I tell ya! And that’s without saying how FUN-FUCKING-TABULOUS the film is!

“Ohhh more, more, MORE!”

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Harlot's lover

For the first time this week, I didn’t have to work today. I didn’t have to compute anything or dine with senile men that hit on me while unabashedly wearing their wedding bands. I didn’t have to smile and charm people who think I’m just a spoiled little girl whose knowledge only extends to shopping and shoes.

“Ohhh more, more, MORE!”

Friday, February 02, 2007

Sing for me, baby

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**Photos by: Cristiano

Monday, January 22, 2007

Holy cow, Batman!

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**Photos by: Cristiano